Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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