i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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