I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He passed out mid-signature
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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