He is an equal opportunity slut.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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