I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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