puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the day after is always just damage control
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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