Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
How does one acquire holy water?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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