I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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