Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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