ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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