After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
All I want is dick and wine.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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