Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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