got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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