Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My penis needs a shock collar
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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