Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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