Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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