Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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