i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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