Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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