Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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