This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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