dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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