i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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