God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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