I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
