another moral hangover. fuck.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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