Plan B is the new Plan A
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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