So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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