I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Bring me that man meat
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize