Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
im about as happy as oj after his trial
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Couch. On fire.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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