"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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