My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Randomize
