Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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