I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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