how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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