Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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