well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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