i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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