HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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