i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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