You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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