just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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