Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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