I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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