Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
