Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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