I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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