is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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