There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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