I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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