How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Panties = found
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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