he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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